Welcome to Squishy Dotted Whale

Dude, the oompaloopas opened the door. Like, bruh. Go away.

Animations deserve hilariousness or so my father says (yes I’m American)

August 1 — December 1

Wait what, why was I born at an early age again? Doesn’t that make me a premature baby?

October 1 — December 1

Why did this template tell me to write about the Life I Deserve because obviously I deserve a nice life. And a pretty good one too.

August 1 — December 1

From nonstop animating to live production animation of movies and feature films and obviously, Kermit the Frog

October 1 — December 1

“Cyborgs, as the philosopher Donna Haraway established, are not reverent. They do not remember the cosmos.”

With seven floors of striking architecture, UMoMA shows exhibitions of international contemporary art, sometimes along with art historical retrospectives. Existential, political and philosophical issues are intrinsic to our programme. As visitor you are invited to guided tours artist talks, lectures, film screenings and other events with free admission

The exhibitions are produced by UMoMA in collaboration with artists and museums around the world and they often attract international attention. UMoMA has received a Special Commendation from the European Museum of the Year, and was among the top candidates for the Swedish Museum of the Year Award as well as for the Council of Europe Museum Prize.

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